: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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