Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
