I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
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i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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