on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
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We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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