I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
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