she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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