I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Mom said you looked used
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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