At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I'm always down for nudity.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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