can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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