I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™