Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
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Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
lying in bed pretending to be a slug