they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Dating After Heartbreak
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal