My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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