It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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