You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
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Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
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I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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