so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I would fuck him just for his dog