I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I'm jealous of your bromance
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
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i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
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Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting