You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
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