So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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