on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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