In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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