But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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