the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
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I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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