He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
We're not piercing ourselves today.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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