I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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