I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
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Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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