Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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