Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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