you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
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Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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