he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
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Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
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Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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