we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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