Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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