and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
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See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.