I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.