new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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