it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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