I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
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He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides