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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.

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  Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet

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• (716): View more from New York

  I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew

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• (406): View more from Montana

  After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!

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• (310): View more from California

  If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great

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