There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize
