White coat. Heels.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
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You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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