At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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