Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
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He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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