I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
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You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
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Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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