No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Randomize
