I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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