I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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