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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF

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  children are so perceptive these days... and horny

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• (845): View more from New York

  I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk

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• (831): View more from California

  Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it

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• (714): View more from California

  I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy

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• (408): View more from California

  I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover

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• (941): View more from Florida

  you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath

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