I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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