Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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