No awkward lesbian experiences without me
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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