BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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