Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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