Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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