you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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