Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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