Do you still have your period?
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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