wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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