why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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