shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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