We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
high people should be assigned attendants
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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