And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
So here I am, sexting at work.
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